"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this
this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever
this is my new favorite picture omg
John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below)
and this is so so important because of this
and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter
this is absurd
join the fight, stand with John Barrowman and Stonewall and say
This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.
Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.
If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
I’m so tired of living. I’m not even sure if I want to make it to my 17th birthday.